hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You pole danced in your parka.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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