this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
