I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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