Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
