I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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