This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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