You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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