Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
