It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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