Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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