He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have aggressive nipples.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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