Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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