I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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