I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Sorry my hands just texted you
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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