ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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