He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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