so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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