You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Randomize
