And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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