OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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