What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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