So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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