I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
