Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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