I love black thongs
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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