More tranny stories later!
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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