Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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