We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I got inside last night via doggy door
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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