Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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