yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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