Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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