I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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