I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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