im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I love you.
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