Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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