1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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