Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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