we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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