Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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