Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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