If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
