Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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