You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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