So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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