We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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