Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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