he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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