Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Damn victory sex feels great
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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