well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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