i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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